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Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:58 PM, with 3,988 notes

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officialunitedstates:

"You can’t just ride a bear," she said.  "It’s not built for transportation."

I looked at her cowardly face.  “That’s loser talk,” I said.

She was a bit offended but I didn’t care.  I was going to ride that grizzly bear and I was going to do it today.

"Give me the lasso out of the bag," I ordered.

"No… please, don’t do this."

"That’s loser talk," I said as I ripped the backpack out of her hands. 

The rope was thick and the lasso was heavy, but I had spent every waking hour of my life preparing for this day.  A heavy rope wasn’t going to stop me.

"What if it bites you?" she protested. 

But I wouldn’t listen.  This was my destiny; this was my fate.  I slowly approached the grizzly, rope in hand, my fingers ready to strike. 

I knew it could sense I was coming.  It turned, sniffed the air, and rose up on its hind legs.  He was towering, about a foot taller than me, and had thick brown fur shielding him from the cold.  I only had my $240 North Face jacket.

"Let’s go.  You and me.  It’s game time, you dumb bear," I taunted. 

He slowly turned to face me.  Our eyes met, and he had a twinkle in his eye that looked like a diamond.  It was kind of cute for a bear. 

I readied my lasso.  The time was right.  The wind was settled and the air was clear.  It was now or never. 

But I couldn’t do it.  It was something about the way he tilted his head and stared at me—a sort of innocence and fragility that I had scarcely seen before.  I just couldn’t bring myself to tame such a wild beast.

"I can’t do it…. I can’t fight you, bear," I shouted in tears.

"That’s loser talk," said the bear.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:45 PM, with 167,972 notes

i-am-in-your-fandom:

lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:

geekscoutcookies:

I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 

It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure

omfg are you telling me she didnt just cut ff his ass?

Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:35 PM, with 609 notes
psdo:

leggywillow:

oh-keelah:

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worth nothing that the accompanying text is this:

psdo:

leggywillow:

oh-keelah:

Posted by Dragon Age on FB

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

worth nothing that the accompanying text is this:

Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:33 PM, with 14,410 notes
teslaarmor:

queertiger:

What the actual fuck is this.

Assigned white at birth.

teslaarmor:

queertiger:

What the actual fuck is this.

Assigned white at birth.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:30 PM, with 6,013 notes

herewecometumblingdown:

Courtney Love

before a HOLE gig @Negativ Frankfurt/Germany in 1991 (?)

Posted on 23rd Apr at 5:16 PM, with 3,525 notes

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are


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